Thursday, December 4, 2008

Making the Most of that Fruitcake this Year

'Tis the season where lots of traditions start to crop up-- for better or for worse. If you don't enjoy fruitcake, but hate to see it go to waste, then here's some alternative ways to put it to good use:

10. Use slices to balance that wobbly kitchen table.
9. Use instead of sand bags during El Nino.
8. Send to U.S. Air Force, let troops drop them.
7. Use as railroad ties.
6. Use as speed bumps to foil the neighborhood drag racers.
5. Collect ten and use them as bowling pins.
4. Use instead of cement shoes.
3. Save for next summer's garage sale.
2. Use slices in next skeet-shooting competition.
1. Two words: pin cushion.

This was taken from http://www.dezert-rose.com/humor/christmas/fruitcake_uses.html under "Top Ten Uses For Fruitcake"

2 comments:

Mary said...

Eric actually looks forward to buying & consuming fruit cake...he will eat anything!

Mary said...

I know I just posted...but the word verification is: table

Just had to share!